The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Poopie McGhee]

for being ambiguous

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being clever and using big words. [sup]And not continuing the small text.[/sup]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for not using big words and using uppity words

 

[kemosabi4]

...he uses 'for' instead of the implied format.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being so fond of these... uh, what do you call them? Ah, "rules".

[sub]See what I did there?[/sub]

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for everyone using tiny little sentences in his post that i don't know how to do and make me ANGRYYYY!

[small]seriously, it's annoying[/small]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not using his anger in more productive ways.

[sub]Give in to your anger. It makes you powerful!
Yes, I started making Star Wars posts again.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not making even more Star Wars posts.

[sub]You have a quota to fill, young man.[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for nagging me about my quota.
[sub]Are you my boss or something?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that I'm EVERYONE'S BOSS!

[sub]Bow, knave! Bow before he who signs your paychecks! Mwahahahahahahahaha![/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

... for being my boss.
[sub]Everyone hates their boss.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for hating me.

[sub]But...I've always loved you... :,([/sub]

 

[kemosabi4]

...he played a part in resurrecting a thread from September.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having too many colors in his avatar.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being Gone Gonzo yet.

[sup]You'll never be elitist at this pace! /sarcasm.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for shoving that fact in my face.
[sub]I have feelings, you know?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting facts shoved in his face.

 

[Ren3004]

... for shoving that in my face too.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for presumably having a face of steel.

[sub]All that shoved in it and you can still talk? Impressive.[/sub]