The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for fuckin ninjaing me!.

[sup]I HATE NINJA'S, DAMMIT!!!! NERD RAGEAAARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!![/sup]

[sup]OK, I'm fine now...honestly![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the last in an uber ninja fest.

[sup]No, not really. I want ALL your bones...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not rephrasing the small text.

[sup]You might want to...I haz dirty mind![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not cleaning that up with some soap and water.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for patronizing Sas so.

[sub]He's a big wood ape. He can figure it out on his own.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for channeling the spirit of Charlton Heston. Awesome.

[sub]Now do Soylent Green.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bloody ninjaing me AGAIN!!!!!
[sup]GAH!!!! Killing you will be FFUUNNN!!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so easy to ninja.

Spoiler: And I believe Sylvia here would disagree about the whole killing me thing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having to write 15 user reviews between now and Wednesday.

[sup]Is this what hell is gonna be like?![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for grossly overestimating hell.

[sub]Barry Manilow?! No place is that sick, man.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking hell has Barry Manilow.

[sup]It has PHIL COLLINS!!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for invoking the name of the beast in this holy place, thou dirty heathen!

[sub]The power of Halford compels you! The power of Halford compels you![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for attempting to exorcise me.

[sup]I have the blood of Phil Collins in my veins...this stuff is the shit, ya know.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for resisting the power of metal.

Spoiler: But no more!