The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for making the site cry!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For making me cry!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting people in small boxes!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For running out on medium boxes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for encouraging the wrath of khorne!

 

[Sleekgiant]

for encouraging KORN to keep making music!

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to accept my change!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For giving me exact change!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For believing empty promises!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not licking me the way you used to!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For demanding to be licked in a particular manner!

 

[Neonbob]

...for biting my hair!

 

[Neonbob]

...for dipping me in chocolate and leaving me to get trapped in the shell until some fat lady came along and tried to consume me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a book out of my horrible experience!