The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for taking back the ring you gave me!

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that I gave it to him!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to play it off!

 

[Scde2]

For trying to sell it at a pawn shop!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expecting me to hang onto it!

 

[Scde2]

For not eating the cake that I baked him!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I would trust your cooking after the last time!

 

[Scde2]

For making me wait for two hours at the restaurant!

 

[Neonbob]

...for lowering taxes for people who make millions!

 

[Scde2]

For stealing my intertubes!

 

[Neonbob]

...for filming your exploits for profit!

 

[Scde2]

For mixing up the pills!

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking a wall that kept the horde out!

 

[Lambi]

For rebuilding the Eiffel Tower after I destroyed it with my army of metal eating slugs!

 

[Scde2]

For not eating the entire city of Paris!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it's inedible!
[sup]It tasted great! It contained lots of mortals.[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For eating human pizza!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not paying for your share!