The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sleekgiant]

for caring about fifth graders!!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not squishing the whole damn bus!

 

[Scde2]

For being a squishy meatbag!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For being unemotional!

 

[Scde2]

For having yet another adorable furreh avy!

 

[Neonbob]

...for using letters as numbers!

 

[Scde2]

For having a gif avy at 100X100!

 

[Neonbob]

...for discriminating against nitrogen-based life forms!

 

[Sleekgiant]

For touching me!

 

[Scde2]

For liking it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for pushing people into vats of glue!

 

[Scde2]

For being a smelly Super Mutant.

 

[Neonbob]

...for shooting at me on my day off!

 

[Scde2]

For getting in the way of my bullet!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For holding the gun the wrong way when trying to kill yourself!

 

[Ildecia]

cause they can.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not following the pattern!

 

[Lambi]

For sneezing in my soup!

 

[Lambi]

For not removing the fly out of the soup!