The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to be told an old joke!

 

[Scde2]

For trying to hard.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I try at all!

 

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For being cooked too dark!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that's because of cooking!

 

[Scde2]

For...cooking in the sun?!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I cook in the sun while I cook on the sun!

 

[Scde2]

For cooking under the sun!

 

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For beating the sun!

 

[Scde2]

For abusing the sun!

[sub]CPS is here. Cosmo Protection Services. They are taking the sun away.[/sub]

 

[Sleekgiant]

For turning the sun off!

 

[Neonbob]

...for ruining my plot!

 

[Scde2]

For using the same plot tropes everytime!

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing up that word again!

 

[Scde2]

For not specifying which word!

 

[Neonbob]

...for showing yourself on candid camera!

 

[Scde2]

For being Punked by Ashton Kutcher!