The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

NINJA! DAMMIT

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being a goat with a love for McDonalds.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for calling me a gerbil.

[sub]How dare you lack faith in my Chinchilla-ness! You dirty ungulate![/sub]

Son of a...
...for being a big ol' pile of ninja-bots.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for falling into my ninja-bot trap!
[sub]Ninja-bots, AWAY![/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for also falling into my ninja trap. MUHAHAHAH!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for starting to annoy me with his 4th ninja on me.

[sup]FFS...[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for giving me the idea of McNinja bots.
[sub]Yummy?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for ninja'ing everyone, everywhere, for all time.

[sub]You've pretty much won at the art of ninja'ing. Forever.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for saying Ky is a master of the art if Ninja.

[sup]If I hit post and I've been ninja'd by Ky, I am gonna be SO pissed...[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not being ninja'd by me.
[sub]Damn you...[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a member of the Guild of Mute Assassins.

[sub]Who convene at a quarter to nine. You'd better hurry if you're going to make the meeting.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for not telling me of this guild.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...For reminding me about it.
[sub]Shit...[/sub]
Mother Fucker!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being ninja'd by me!

[sup]Damn, that felt good.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for feeling good about ninja'ing me.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being dethroned from his ninja empire.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for making me want to get my title back.
[sub]And I will[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being all crown grabbish.

[sup]I sense a ninja...[/sup]