The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for sensing correctly.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not taking his crown back from a different thread.

[sup]I'll take that... 'bink!' MINE!!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not going OM NOM NOM NOM when he eats people's brains.

[sub]Behold the glorious efficieny of the ninja shield![/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for taking my crown.
[sub]Go McNinja bots, get me my crown![/sub]
Fucker! You cheated!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me laugh so.

[sub]Oh, your misfortune is so very comical. [/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a double McNinja.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for getting ninja'd, but not by me.
[sub]Just you wait[/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for finding out about my secret hobby.
[sub]Must. Sleep. Need to get up early.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for succumbing to sleep.

[sup]Sleep is for the feeble.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for failing at the [sub] tag.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that cancels out the original fail of the thing.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for noticing my fail.
[sub]I can't leave my computer...[/sub]

Goddammit!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for thinking I'm chained to my computer, it's a laptop.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I chained him there...WITH MY MIND!!!!

[sup]I can do that.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for getting ninja'd. *****.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not making use of a ninja shield.