The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for still cheating with the shield.
[sub]I got ninja'd by someone who was ninja'd?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that's cheating.

 

[The_Healer]

...for thinking that bad grammar is cool

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for cheating, because it is.
The fuck?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being part of a 5 way ninja.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for making ninja sound like a sex orgy.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that this gets more hysterical by the moment.

[sub]Ninjas, ninjas, everywhere.[/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not realizing that I find this funny.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not killing the ninja'd.

[sup]You need a ruthless streak, goat.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being creepy.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being ugly.
[sub]yes you are.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for calling me creepy.

[sub]ME?! Surely, you jest. Now excuse me for a moment as I eat these cookies baked to look exactly like you.[/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for baking cookies without me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being bait...For my evil plan to kill Swollen Goat and Chinchilla.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for, wait, how the hell am I bait?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not seeing hidden text that I edited in after posting.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for plotting to kill us.

[sub]You bastard. For that, I revoke your Commander Keen privileges.[/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for being a sneaky ninja bastard.
[sub]sneaky you.[/sub]