The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for desparing!
[sup]hallo! I do not know why I am awake![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead!

 

[Scde2]

For shouting even though I have a hangover!

 

[Neonbob]

...for consuming too much booze!

 

[Scde2]

For pleasing my Goddess!

Spoiler

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For worshiping her!

 

[Scde2]

For not worshiping her!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting ME to worship lesser beings!

 

[reg42]

For thinking that evil incarnate is above Lady Gaga!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm just an incarnation!
And also for thinking Evil Incarnate is not above your Lady Gaga and all you other pathetic mortals and immortals combined!

 

[Neonbob]

...for poking hundreds of people with small sticks!

 

[Scde2]

For about to be killed by Kratos!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting your mind be taken over by an npc!

 

[Neonbob]

...for losing your godliness!

 

[Scde2]

For assuming direct control!

 

[Neonbob]

...for interrupting the link!

 

[Scde2]

For clicking on this link [http://teenymanolo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Link.jpg]!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not linking to either meatspin nor to a Rick Roll!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For expecting Rick-Rolls!