The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Desert Warrior]

For not being.....MR CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLY!

 

[Desert Warrior]

For being the most embarassing wife on the block!

 

[Desert Warrior]

FOR NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH SAND-WITCHES AND ALLOWING ME TO COMMIT POLYGAMY!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not getting him enough ingredients for making those sand-witches!

 

[Neonbob]

...for caring about small things about the world!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing those particular small things can give one control over everything inside and outside of the universe!

 

[Neonbob]

...for sanding me with marble!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting stoned (the old way) with asteroids!

 

[Neonbob]

...for guiding the idiotic!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For attempting to guide the stubborn!

 

[Neonbob]

...for shooting them in the legs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disapproving of the way I like their suffering to last longer!

 

[Scde2]

For shooting da crib up!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disapproving of my shooting the crib up and expecting me to care about it!

 

[Scde2]

For not realizing that the crib is in fact, a restaurant that serves the best pizza!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing that I have power over time and space and some other stuff too and can undo the shooting up of the crib whenever I want.

 

[Scde2]

For having the power of Ctrl+Z!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that I also have the power over Ctrl+Y, Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+Alt+delete and Alt +F4!