The Guy above me is a troll because...

[reg42]

For not letting me sleep!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just forcing yourself into a coma!

 

[Scde2]

For being a vegetable!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a messed up definition of vegetable!

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

For being pedantic over definitions

 

[Scde2]

For using pedantic!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not (ab)using it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For attempting to make me confess by using reversed psychology!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that ruse was clever.
And for thinking that other ruse is clever.

 

[Scde2]

For refering to himself in the third person!

 

[Neonbob]

...for acting so horribly in that film you made!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For allowing him to make a film instead of whacking him with a sledgehammer!

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

For condoning violence

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting violence to be taken out of the world!

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

For being a lost cause already (nuke the whales)

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to hug five of them!

 

[Scde2]

For feeding the fire!