The Guy above me is a troll because...

[reg42]

For gittin mee dnrk!

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

For not being drunk enough

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to get him even more drunk!

 

[Scde2]

For calling me Alejandro!

 

[Neonbob]

...for cutting me with yarn!

 

[Scde2]

For stabbing me with paper!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so very sensitive about it!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not being sensitive about the other creatures in the ocean!

[sub][sub][sub]Kill all the whales you want but when you start messing with Atlantic Salmon you have to deal with me >[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for getting up in arms over food!
[sup]IT'S COOKED, DAMMIT. GET OFF MY BACK![/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For eating me deep fried!

 

[Scde2]

For not watching what you eat!

[sub]You know, eating deep fried emos are the leading cause of heart attack in this country?[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

For making this thing people call a pun!

[sub]Well don't look at me![/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For drooling to much and not just turning him int a sandvich!