The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for thinking they didn't deserve it!

 

[Scde2]

For doing the world a favor!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For stealing my socks and blasting them to the moon!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing how bad they smell!

 

[reg42]

For not washing them for him!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that I wash with anything but fire!

 

[reg42]

For cleansing things with fire!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blaming me for that!

 

[Scde2]

For passing the blame!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For keeping the blame all to yourself!

 

[Scde2]

For stealing my blame!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I even care about who gets the blame, let alone steal it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving crumbs all over my house!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting whether your were looking for a castle or a fortress today!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting to ruin my birthday!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me when your birthday is so I can ruin it!
*Checks your user page*

Ah... March 24...
Excellent!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking my words and eating them!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me you wanted some of them too!

 

[Neonbob]

...for flattening my flower collection!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For nuking Atlantic Salmon instead of whales by mistake!

[sub][sub]There was no Salmon at Red Lobster today. Logically, it must have been you.[/sub][/sub]