The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For preparing me for trouble!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being in Trouble with a capital "T"!

 

[Scde2]

For thinking I spell "t" like that!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For spelling "T" with a "W"!

 

[Scde2]

For making me in Wrouble in from my English weacher.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For spelling all the letters except for "T" (which we have already established you spell with a "W") with a "V"!

 

[Scde2]

VVV VVVVVV VV VVVV VVVVVVV!

 

[Lambi]

For not offering a translation!

 

[Scde2]

For asking for one!

Here!
[For Making me fail English]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For letting me make you fail English!

 

[Neonbob]

...for failing all other languages!

 

[Scde2]

For not knowing any languages!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a table of contents!

 

[Scde2]

For censoring himself!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not making me make it double!

 

[Scde2]

For protecting the world from devastation!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For uniting all peoples within our nation!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For denouncing the Evils of "truth" and "love"!

 

[reg42]

For flippity flopping all over the place!

 

[Neonbob]

...for deflating all the rides!