The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For not realizing that I tested it!

 

[reg42]

For putting extra hydrogen into the atmosphere!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the extra hydrogen!
Once we're done, there'll be enough hydrogen in the air to give a nice big bang and eradicate those pesky humans and everything else on the planet the moment anyone as much as puts on a smoke!

 

[reg42]

For discriminating against smokers!

 

[Scde2]

For having a movie based upon himself!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being based on a movie!

 

[Scde2]

For being based on a play!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For inquiring about the inquisition!

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that I expect it!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not expecting it!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For using mothers as a form of currency to acquire gum!

 

[Scde2]

For blasting off again!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not also moving at the speed of light!

 

[Scde2]

For taking as long as the speed of sound!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For confusing speed with an amount of time!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For stealing my secret project.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it was secret!
Seriously, if it were secret, how could I steal it?

 

[Scde2]

For making the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs!

 

[Neonbob]

...for blanking out on me!

 

[Scde2]

For shooting with actual bullets!