The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking Matrix bullets are real!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you're still in the Matrix!
I've shut it down and places everyone in a real life replica of the Matrix.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being too aware of your surroundings!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unaware that I am the surroundings!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding in a bush filled with alligators!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing those alligators work for me!
So does the bush.

 

[Neonbob]

...for silencing the beautiful music!

 

[reg42]

For banging all my pots together!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hiding in one of said pots!

 

[Neonbob]

...for breaking it with a fish!

 

[Scde2]

For doing the hustle!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being one with the hustle!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding so much of the truth!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I hide anything of the truth.
I bend the truth until it breaks.

 

[Scde2]

For breaking something intangible!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that's anything special!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not being as special as others!

 

[Magnatek]

...for not calling someone special!

 

[Scde2]

For reading Catcher in the Rye over and over!

 

[Magnatek]

...for confusing this thread with the "baseless assumption" thread!
[small]Never read Catcher in the Rye.[/small]