The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For not wiping Luxenbourg off of the map!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being obsessed with Luxenbourg!

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving them to drown in the last rain storm!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to help them instead of film their deaths!

 

[Neonbob]

...for lighting small woodland creatures on fire before kicking them!

 

[Scde2]

For putting super glue on toilets!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not wanting a nice throne at your leisure!

 

[Scde2]

For putting all those whales to waste!

 

[Neonbob]

...for diving to the ground every time you hear a pop!

 

[Scde2]

For flying North for the winter!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being unable to fly!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having grandparents responsible for this:

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it were my grandparents who were responsible for that!
All the credit belongs to me!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a megalomaniac!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For always thinking too small!

 

[Scde2]

For being too small to see!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking size matters!

[sub]size matters not[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking just like him that the not seeing me has anything to do with size!
You only see me when I want you to see me!

 

[Scde2]

For showing himself to me now!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For calling that trollish!