The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you need an invitation!

 

[Scde2]

For preventing me from going!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I need to genetically change you into a catgirl before you can go!

 

[Scde2]

For not realizing that I prefer catboys!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I don't care about your preferences and will just continue altering your genes!

 

[Scde2]

For changing who I am without my consent!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining about it even though it's useless!

 

[Scde2]

For showing no mercy!

 

[Neonbob]

..for demanding humane treatment of the lab monkeys!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For demanding humane treatment of the slaves!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being nearly dead for a week and a half!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Oyster equivalent of Hiroshima!

 

[Scde2]

For being the man with the plan!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking I have a plan!

[sub][sub]I'm not a schemer, I'm a dog. I chase cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it![/sub][/sub]

 

[Scde2]

For stealing the cars he has been chasing!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking it was stealing!

[sub][sub]I prefer the term "diplomacy with a lightsaber"[/sub][/sub]

 

[Scde2]

For losing a lightsaber fight against an old lady!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disguising as an old lady!

 

[reg42]

For being racialist!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a Troll!