The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for being so blunt with your accusations!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being blunt enough!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking so long to get to my point!

 

[Scde2]

For laundering his money in the Bahamas!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being an indignant monkey lover!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking whales for no reason at all!

 

[reg42]

For not seeing what the whales did!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I care what the whales did!
He shouldn't kill them out of hate, but for the fun of the carnage.

 

[Scde2]

For seeing all!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not seeing all!

 

[Neonbob]

...for poking people in the eye!

 

[Scde2]

For stealing my one true love!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that one true love was all an illusion created by the hypnosis-satellite!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the mess you left behind at work!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing my job involves making a mess!

 

[Scde2]

For making weapons of mess distraction!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking weapons of mass distraction because they distracted you during your math test!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking being distracted during a math test is a bad thing!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing it's bad for his grades!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking a week off to stare into the sun!