The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For calling me out like that!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me not to call you out on any and every one of your flaws!

 

[Neonbob]

...for holding onto the last vestiges of humanity still left in your heart!

 

[Scde2]

For believing that he has any humanity left!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to notify him of the fact that I don't while I could use the fact he doesn't know against him!

 

[Scde2]

For overcooking the eggs!

 

[Neonbob]

...for mixing up your holidays!

 

[Scde2]

For not recognizing my right to celebrate Festivus!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting more rights again!

 

[Scde2]

For taking away his own rights to make it equal!

 

[Neonbob]

...for removing your hand to do a phantom slap!

 

[Baby Eater]

.....for getting in a slap fight!

 

[Neonbob]

...for overusing a dot of pain!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For making me Green Eggs and Ham when I ordered Bacon!

 

[Scde2]

For not appreciating my creativity!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not celebrating Ghostmas!

 

[Scde2]

For celebrating Catgirlmaidivus!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing it's actually the Catgirl Festival!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not inviting me to the festival