The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For taking a romantic trip to a swamp!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making an entire country wear orange sweatpants for a year!

 

[Scde2]

For opposing my socialist regime!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not having an avatar that features violence!

 

[Scde2]

For not getting along!

 

[Scde2]

For having hair that covers one of his eyes!
[sub]Only I'm allowed to do that[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For promoting the misuse of keys.

[sub][sub]Give your avatar a Katana, much more efficient.[/sub][/sub]

For the being a ninja!

*pulls out musket and fires cursed ammunition that won't miss*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not going to bed! For calling himself a troll! For breaking the 4th wall!

For *instasleep*

[sub][sub]Goodnight internet.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Scde2]

For double posting!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For single posting!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having cat ears!

 

[Neonbob]

...for cutting people in half with a wire!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For attempting to glue them back together!

 

[Neonbob]

...for holding out an olive branch as a stabbing implement!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it's just an olive branch!
It's actually the Zephyrblade!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being deceitful!