The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to admit what you have done!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being a hypocrite!

[sub][sub]You haven't even acknowledged you are responsible for the Oyster equivalent of Hiroshima![/sub][/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For blasting off again!

 

[neoontime]

...for fapping off again!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making me laugh!

 

[Scde2]

For having the ability to laugh!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For forgetting I'm a maniac and thus am entitled to laugh in a maniacal manner!

 

[reg42]

For not tinkering around with the ball on your face!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking there's a ball on my face!

 

[neoontime]

...for putting balls on peoples faces!

 

[Ren3004]

For putting faces in people's balls.

 

[neoontime]

...for having a way higher post count even though I joined earlier than you!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For complaining instead of doing something about it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to get up off of my ass!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I was talking to you!

 

[Scde2]

For not talking to me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing that I'm talking to you right now!

 

[Scde2]

For blowing a hole in my brain!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I actually blew a brain in your hole!

 

[reg42]

For being a brain-blower!