The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting too eat more brains than is good for you!

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking there is such an amount!

 

[Scde2]

For not thinking of me when he creates masterpieces!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking people want to see a masterpiece based off of him!

 

[neoontime]

...for telling me I was adopted.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to know that!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a large series of webs!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For hiding behind said webs!

 

[reg42]

For taking a great mess upon himself!

 

[Scde2]

For bringing out the beast in me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a beast on the outside too!

 

[Scde2]

For being a beast...in bed.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For knowing that!
[sup]How do you know that? Who are you?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to halt the frying of bologna!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For recently causing the shrimp equivalent of Nagasaki!

[sub][sub]This is madness![/sub][/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Madness? No. THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a quote so overused that it makes my car look pristine!

 

[Scde2]

For being used.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For tolerating so many people having the same avatar as you!

 

[Neonbob]

...for upping the difficulty of the AI while I wasn't watching!