The Guy above me is a troll because...

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

...for making funny noises when he bakes muffins.

Sassafrass · Oct 23, 2009

...for not revealing his full sexiness earlier.

[sup]Oh, you are so sexy...[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

...for not guessing as to the true nature of my sexiness.

Sassafrass · Oct 23, 2009

...for hiding from the Sylar/Chinchilla love.

[sup]It would make perfect sense...[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

...for wanting to get some hot Sylar on Chinchilla action going on in here.

Sassafrass · Oct 23, 2009

...for being hesitant...

[sup]I shall see you later, you sexy thing, you. My bed awaits me.[/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

...for trying to hide his desire to join in on the fun.

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

...for being so very transparent.

[sub]Now grab the lube and be quick about it.[/sub]

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

...for trying to bring S&M into this.

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

...for breaking out the ball-gags and leather straps.

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

...for leading this thread further and further down the creepiest path it's ever taken.

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

...for reveling in the depravity.

[sub]You do that. I'll just sort of slowly back towards the door here...[/sub]

Last of the Chinchillas · Oct 23, 2009

...for tricking me with painted on doors.

[sub]Goddamnit.[/sub]