The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for lacking thumbs.

[sub]Wait...how do you play video games then?[/sub]

 

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...for knowing too much.

>_>
<_<

 

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...for being stared at SHIFTILY!

 

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...for having the ladies look at him disgustedly.

[sup]Ha! Hahaha...oh, who am I kidding? I'm in the same boat. And it's a shitty boat.[/sup]

 

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...for thinking he should stop calling it hawtladysex.

[sup]No, no. Keep doing that. And start rubbing yourself with roadkill. Chicks love that.[/sup]

 

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...for getting all the wimminz.

[sup]Oh, woe is me. Woman-less; a victim of Goat's spectacular manlyitude.[/sup]

 

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...for trying to pawn Paris Hilton off on me.

[sup]No, that's ok. I'm not that desperate. You keep her.[/sup]

 

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...for having a Grue behind him.

[sup]May want to see to that.[/sup]

 

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...for paying his minions incorrectly.

[sup]He should be paid in Bison dollars.[/sup]

 

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...for being too cheap.