The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having Dick Cheney under his bed.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for belching the alphabet and thinking the third nipple is unecessary.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for never having considered the many uses of a third nipple.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being able to fill an entire pit with all of his depravity.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being that twisted in the brainmeats.

[sup]SLEEP?! That actually sounds like a good idea.[/sup]

 

[ThreeWords]

For assuming it was backwater.

[sup]I reckon he's not from round here... Let's get him![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for inciting others to "get him".
[sub]He's mine![/sub]

 

[ThreeWords]

Foralways being on this thread

[sup]Sure, have him. Just make sure he suffers...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being in this thread more often.
[sub]Don't worry, this isn't my first "getting", you know?[/sub]

 

[ThreeWords]

For having a cop out of a reason

[sup]always good to meet a fellow pro [/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for thinking meeting me is good.
[sub]Most of my victims wouldn't agree. *picks tooth with a human tibia*[/sub]

 

[Poopie McGhee]

for keeping this thread going strong
[sub]That statement is UN-Ninga'd(able)[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for spelling ninja'd wrong.

[sup]YOU FOOL![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for calling others fools.

[sup]YOU FOOL![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not expanding on why I was a fool.

[HEADING=1]You fool![/HEADING]