The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For breaking the scouter.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For attempting to repair it!

 

[reg42]

For back flipping a grizzly bear!

 

[Ren3004]

For petting the grizzly bear.

 

[Neonbob]

...for propelling your hairpiece into the upper atmosphere!

 

[Lambi]

For washing the dog on a Sunday!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For banning the washing of dogs on Sundays!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making my fingers cramp up so horribly!

 

[Scde2]

For not paying his late fees!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not just taking them!

 

[Scde2]

For forcing me to watch his monologue!

 

[neoontime]

...for leaving banana peels all over the streets!

 

[Neonbob]

...for mutilating a meatloaf for your own purposes!

 

[neoontime]

...for thinking its not were I buried my gold!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking I wouldn't call you out on that bad grammar!

[sub][sub]It is "where", not "were"[/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for using chicken pecks to type!

 

[Ren3004]

For using a trained pet monkey to type.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not noticing it was one of the very rare monkey whales he enslaved!

 

[reg42]

For jumping the white fence!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing it's only enslaved because I completely rebuilt it as a robot after he nuked it!