The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for holding a small chinchilla as a hostage!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For using a Mac!

[sub][sub][sub]Seriously, I would even use my cellphone over a Mac![/sub][/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub][sub][sub]/flameshield[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not pitying me enough!

 

[Ren3004]

For pitying himself.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a heartless monger of pain!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a heart!

 

[reg42]

For eating his heart!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking the taste of heart!

 

[Scde2]

For chicken!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For serving pork instead of beef!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking pork!

 

[Neonbob]

...for splicing commas with exclamation marks!

 

[Scde2]

For not paying me the ellipse tax!

 

[neoontime]

...for the man behind you told me so!

 

[reg42]

For getting yo' dead on!

 

[neoontime]

...for assuming I'm a dancing zombie... Oh wait, I am!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For temporarily forgetting about it!

 

[Scde2]

For expecting payment for his commitment!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Alamo!