The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to stick to one group of things to annihilate!
[sup]when you have nukes, you don't have to choose![/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For not telling me sooner!

 

[Neonbob]

...for dwelling on the rock bottom pit of the ocean!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For ignoring the thirty orphaned children at your door!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting me to give them any of my attention!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For forgetting they are dead!

[sub][sub]You really do need to clean those traps my dear boy...[/sub][/sub]

 

[neoontime]

...for failing to make a mojo transplant in time!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For secretly being Mojo!

 

[Neonbob]

...for needing one in the first place!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being slow!

[sub][sub][sub]I ninja'd you. heehee...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for daring to do so!
[sup]raggle fraggle[/sup]

 

[TheDoctor455]

...for having a strange whale-nuking fetish.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For contesting the position of the neighborly timelord!

[sub][sub][sub]We've got like what, eight?[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for resurfacing all of the local roads with lard!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Shrimp equivalent of Thermopylae!

 

[Neonbob]

...for telling a little girl to suck it down!

 

[Scde2]

For being preposterous!

 

[neoontime]

...for being so reasonable it's confusing!

 

[TheDoctor455]

for ninja-ing me.