The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For objecting to that!

 

[Scde2]

For disagreeing with someone over the Interweb!

 

[xmbts]

For using the term interweb!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For no longer being in a state of constant movement!

 

[Scde2]

For being in a Viagra commercial!

 

[xmbts]

For using adorable KH avatars!

 

[Neonbob]

...for making such cute noises when I step on you!

 

[TheDoctor455]

... for... for... YOU!!!!!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

... All right I confess! I AM A TROLL!!!!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being too easily interrogated...

[sub][sub][sub]Now we know who not to tell our most important secrets to...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Queen Michael]

because he posted all that kiddie porn.

 

[TheDoctor455]

... for actually watching all of the kiddie porn that some idiot posted.

 

[Neonbob]

...for loving the way mice eat cheese so much that you made an entirely new fetish of it!

 

[TheDoctor455]

...for trying to pin your weird fetishes on me. Next you'll be trying to tell me that I want to nuke the whales.

 

[Scde2]

For being so cruel and unusual.

 

[TheDoctor455]

...for clearly not reading the last page of this thread.

 

[Scde2]

For the Overmind!

 

[Neonbob]

...for overusing all the words in the English language!

 

[Scde2]

For misspelling his username as Neonboob!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a pair of fantastic mammary glands!