The Guy above me is a troll because...

[TheDoctor455]

...for letting Jack Thompson out of his cage.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not tasing him upon his release!

 

[TheDoctor455]

... for forgetting to put Jack Thompson through the meatgrinder and letting him escape!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For thinking he can compete against the real [user]Timelord[/user]!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For trying to claim that there can be only one Timelord! This isn't "Highlander" you know...

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so accommodating to those who would destroy the planet!

 

[TheDoctor455]

... for not making sense!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to decode the secrets of the ancient barclays!

 

[Scde2]

For power!

 

[TheDoctor455]

... for making that crap up.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being so easily excited.

 

[Scde2]

For needing a new car!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For trying to sell me a new car!

 

[Scde2]

For not realizing that it is a "like new" car!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting too much time in your last paper!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not punishing BP for killing your share of marine life in the gulf of Mexico!

 

[Neonbob]

...for cautioning all of the lost souls in Vegas!

 

[TheDoctor455]

... for nuking me into the Fallout universe.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not enjoying your new apocalyptic surroundings!

 

[TheDoctor455]

... for assuming that I didn't enjoy them...
well... okay... it did kinda suck to be turned into a ghoul as soon as I arrived... and sucked even more when I ended up spending a whole week running from a group of horny Mirelurks.