The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for taking my dog and stuffing him into a tiny box with needles!

 

[Lambi]

For being delicious!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For liking Yu-Gi-Oh.

 

[Neonbob]

...for disguising your distaste for flowery penguins with ice!

 

[Scde2]

For not having a PhD!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For also not having a PhD!

 

[Neonbob]

...for tapping into my phone line with a screwdriver!

 

[Scde2]

For fallacies!

 

[neoontime]

...for using words that I have to google!

 

[Neonbob]

...for expanding the power of the state by blackmailing all of the citizens with pig droppings!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not reminding me to post here!

 

[Scde2]

For avoiding my insanity!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I was avoiding it and for not dragging me in!

 

[Neonbob]

...for pushing me off a high cliff!

 

[imnot]

he kills whales, the heartless basterd.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For opposing the killing of whales and for not knowing NeonBob has 2 hearts (subzero and lukewarm)!

 

[Neonbob]

...for revealing a tightly held secret!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Piranha equivalent of El Alamein!

 

[Scde2]

For bombing Paris even though the Germans pulled out!

 

[Neonbob]

...for wanting the germans to be spared a bombing raid that you ordered months ago!