The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

For not waiting here for me.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so damn happy about everything in life!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being too unhappy!

 

[Lambi]

For not reveling in the awesomeness of my beard!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I need to when you already have a badge for it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a hyperactive little smiler!

 

[Scde2]

For having an overactive bowel system!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting cheese in so many things that don't need cheese!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For taking away my mustard!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I wanted the mustard!
...
And your cookies...

 

[Scde2]

For not realizing how awesome jalapenos macaroni and cheese is.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking one can realize that without ever tasting it!

 

[Neonbob]

...for pushing me into a highway while I was drinking my soda!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For drinking Pepsi! *shoves*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing that thing I wanted to do!

 

[Ren3004]

For not doing it sooner.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I didn't!
I just wanted to do it again!

 

[Scde2]

For leaving me on the night of the dance. *Sniff*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For expecting me to take his place!

 

[Neonbob]

...for programming so many ghosts in my head!