The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to hug the squirrel lord!

 

[TheDoctor455]

... for not being there to nuke the Overmind! I'm sort of dead because of you!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not asking me for a nuke before you went and did whatever got you killed!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Jackfish equivalent of Ypres!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being such a military knowitall!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For trolling himself!

 

[Sassafrass]

...For Googling "Monkey Rapes Frog."

[sup]DON'T GOOGLE IT![/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For telling me of this "Google"

 

[XJ-0461]

For not hearing about this new "google" thing sooner.

 

[Sassafrass]

For not Googling Google to find out what Google is.

 

[XJ-0461]

For thinking that I haven't Googled Google to find out what Google is. Using Google.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to destroy the internet!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For trying to conquer the world!

 

[Neonbob]

...for lying to the masses!

 

[neoontime]

...for not telling them what they need to hear!

 

[Lambi]

For giving them too much information!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for telling me too much about what he did last night!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so open that you never shut!

 

[Sassafrass]

For being so closed you never open!

 

[Neonbob]

...for reversing your polarity so quickly!