The Guy above me is a troll because...

[XJ-0461]

For trying to reverse the polarity of the Neutron flow without Timelord Knowledge!

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying so hard to make me flip over a continent!

 

[Scde2]

For drilling oil from thin air!

 

[Neonbob]

..for making my PSP freeze while I was in the middle of a game!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the son of Buzz Killington the 3rd!

 

[Scde2]

For stealing all the 's's in the world!

 

[Neonbob]

...for forking over five hundred more!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "What did they steal?"
"My...Preciousss...AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!"

 

[Scde2]

For moderation!

 

[Neonbob]

...for lighting up your chest like a fantastic butterfly!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I am posting a reply from Page 1. Aren't I kewl?"

 

[Scde2]

For causing mayhem in the Fall!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for pimping my hippo.

[sup]I hope you got good money for that...[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For complaining that I paid him in Vietnamese Dongs and Canadian pennies!

[sub]Ungrateful much?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

For not knowing that's only about £6.45!

[sup]Yes. Yes I am. *Stabbity*[/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For accepting my payment to him in Euros...

[sub]Here's ?1.51, I don't feel like converting it[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for paying me in Euros.

[sup]...Eh. *Pockets money*[/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For having way more posts then me despite joining 19 days after I did!

 

[Scde2]

For not using his deity/natural given right to kill Sass for his posts!

 

[Neonbob]

...for running around with your tongue out!