The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Scde2]

For lighting the forest on fire.

 

[Neonbob]

...for belittling the midgets in your bed!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For doing... other... things to midgets in your bed.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making me tape all of the activities!

 

[Ren3004]

For watching the tapes in slow motion.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so lethargic!

 

[Ren3004]

For being so nervous.

 

[Neonbob]

...for tingling all my sensations!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I never made you tape anything, you STOLE my camera to tape that shit, I was just trying to work out what all the tape had been used up on.

 

[Ren3004]

For leaving the camera out in the open.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For telling Neonbob where I hid my camera.

 

[Ren3004]

For telling me where he hid his camera.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For sneaking me a truth serum so that I would have no choice BUT to tell you where it was.

 

[Scde2]

For beating me with a tire.

 

[Ren3004]

For tiring me with a beat.

 

[Neonbob]

...for wearing out the treads on my shoes!

 

[spartan1077]

For continuing to nuke the whales

 

[TheDoctor455]

For staying out in the cold for so long without the proper attire.

 

[Neonbob]

...for canceling my favorite sport!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For not helping me get over my addiction.