The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not fixing the tutu right now!

[sup]...Well, it did use to be just me, Goat, Chinchy and Emp here, Ren. XD[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For stealing the thread.
[sub]What happened to Chinchy, by the way?[/sub]

 

[Scde2]

For threading the thread.

 

[Ren3004]

For threading the steal.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing my theft of the stealing of the thread.

[sup]Social/school life must've caught up with him, sadly. Sorta like it did with GG.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For thefting the threading of the steal by threading the theft.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for what he said, only more of it.

 

[Ren3004]

For not coming up with his own idea.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that is how the world works.

[sup]House stole the idea of a cranky doctor from Scrubs, who stole the idea of a hospital based show from Casualty, who stole a hospital. Simples. XD[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For making me lose my innocence.
[sub]You lost me after Scrubs.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for still being innocent.

[sup]Well, Casualty is a shit show which only airs in England so...yeah.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

For selling my innocence for skittles.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing that was so worth it.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not missing me at all!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not making his absence more known.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking I'd want it well known!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for something something something Dark Side.

 

[Ren3004]

For stuff.

 

[TheDoctor455]

For still not hesitating when turning corners. Moron.

 

[Neonbob]

...for flying around my home in a carpet!