The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For eating my homework!

[sub]I'll be off and on for awhile now I guess. I still have a metric tonne of shit to do though.[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for being so recalcitrant!

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being so unctous.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being an onus upon my very being!

 

[Scde2]

For being old.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being too young!

 

[XJ-0461]

...for hating them there whipper snappers!

 

[Scde2]

For planning on being on my lawn!

 

[Neonbob]

...for planting horrible looking plants in my front lawn!

 

[Scde2]

For building horrible looking buildings on MY front lawn!

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking so long to satisfy my curiosity!

 

[XJ-0461]

...for being too curious!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being curious enough!

 

[Neonbob]

...for placing tupperware in the breast implant line!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that's one of the main reasons women buy tupperware...

 

[TheDoctor455]

For liking DBZ.

 

[Neonbob]

...for licking every bottle that came out of the coca cola factory this week!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having reduced your post-count at all while I was gone!

 

[XJ-0461]

...for thinking that post-counts can shrink.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing they can!
[sup]If the server crashes and data is lost...[/sup]