The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you know my favorite activity!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not knowing that Neonbob knows all and nukes whales, and he's all out of whales!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For speaking nonsense!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being yellow!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For objecting when I wanted to burn down an orphanage!
[sup]Well, I did it anyway![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not doing so with more panache!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking that is possible!

 

[Neonbob]

...for contradicting me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For the Salmon equivalent of Stalingrad!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For the bear equivalent of the bear cavalry!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For the troll equivalent of you!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding in caves and throwing sticks at people!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'd do such things when I can have a robot do it for me while I do more important things!

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting robots control your world!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I control the robots!

 

[Neonbob]

...for assuming direct control!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For implying I shouldn't!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For berating the point!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being so late to call me a troll!

 

[Neonbob]

...for hiding it for so long!