The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting hit in the face with mah shiny new pool cue.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being overly aggressive towards Sylar.

[sup]I've killed for less then that you know...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for mumbling too much. I can't understand you.

[sup]It might help if you dislodge my pool cue from your face.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not doing that in the first place.

[sup]Thanksss.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a love machine that won't work for nobody but you.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that I won't work for anybody but me.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting BBQ sauce all over the keyboard.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for assuming I have a keyboard.

[sup]I could be psychic or getting someone else to type this out for me.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for avoiding the issue of BBQ sauce being everywhere.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for correctly assuming I avoided that issue.

[sup]Do you really want to know? Really?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for reminding me of a really creepy conversation I had with a friend once.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not giving us the jist of this conversation.

[sup]Spill it.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting to hear about this conversation.

[sup]He wanted to know if it was possible to cum BBQ sauce and went into great detail about it.
0_o
I refuse to say any more.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me do this face. 0_0

[sup]I'm sorry I asked...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing the horrible truth.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for letting me know the horrible and slightly weird truth.

 

[Disaster Button]

...for allowing that horrible truth to be exposed and making me read what should not have been read.

that conversation sounded like fun on a bun

 

[Sassafrass]

...for reading the above thing that should not be read.

[sup]To be refered to from now on as 'That creepy thing about BBQ sauce'[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making up a name for the incident.

[sup]Happend in the middle of our Latin class, which was doing nothing at the moment and small enough so that pretty much everyone joined in.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I made it up.

_>