The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that that's just how he normally looks.
OH, SNAP!

[sup]Nah, I think we're on 4 over here. Maybe. I'm not sure.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for insulting my face when his looks like my butt.

OHHHHH!!!! BURNED, *****!!!!!

[sup]I'll look it up.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for apparently having the sexiest ass this side of Mesopotamia.

[sup]That's the only way that statement could be true.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for complementing my ass. It is a sexy ass.

[sup]America is on Season 4, England has to wait to you guys finish with it.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a season behind us.

[sup]HA![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for turning up out of the blue.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for beginning to bring this thread to the weirdest it has ever been.

[sup]Although me and Chinchilla nearly did that earlier...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being contradictory.

[sup]If you're always with us, why would we lament your absence?[/sup]
...for bringing up the BBQ sauce thing.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking he can top the BBQ sauce thing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking he can't try.

[sup]And fail...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not tasting like pistachios.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for taking a bite out of my ass.

[sup]You want some, just ask, boy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting me to eat the rest of his ass.

[sup]I'll save some for later.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for phrasing that in a way that might sound dirty to my immature mind.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a dirty and immature mind.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having a dirty and immature mind.

[sup]How do you stay feeling young, then?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for assuming that I don't have a dirty and immature mind.

[sup]Doesn't mean that I can't harass you about yours, though.[/sup]