The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me think of something about as creepy as the BBQ sauce thing.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being creeped out by this.

[sup]I did once...good times, good times.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a condiment-cumming machine.

[sup]Eeeewwwwww....[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for BLAAAARRRPROJECTILEVOMITRRRRGGHHHH!!!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for alerting the horde to my presence.

[sup]PPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HHHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!![/sup]

Old, but a classic.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for ruining every condiment ever, you goddamn asshat.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not letting me answer Swollen Goat.

[sup]Oh, yes please. What other condiments can you produce?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having his miracle whip.

[sup]And that consists of?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making this thread consist of more disgustingness by the second.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for starting this.

[sup]You should've never mentioned BBQ sauce guy. Also, Goat, what can Chinchilla have for that bit of my ass he hasn't eaten yet?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for asking about BBQ sauce guy in the first place!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for telling me that you were reminded of him!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for reminding me of him!