The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blaming me for it's going-to-hell-in-a-handbasket-ness.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not putting a stop to this!!!!

[sup]I sense fail...chinchilla fail.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing up an old fail that I don't remember.

[sup]What did I do seventy pages ago?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for letting angrypants rub off on you.

[sup]I hope you're charging him...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making sexual 'nnuendos 'round here.

[sup]So, it's treat Chinchilla Like the Dirty Social Pariah He is Day, and no one told me? You bastards. Maybe I wanted to join in on the fun.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being angrypants dirty whore.

[sup]Do you enjoy it?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being looser than a hanging sheet.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being as tight as a hobo.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being as ugly as a pug after getting a frying pan to the face.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for saying I look like a pug.

[sup]At least I have my own body parts.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking having his own body parts is a good thing.

[sup]Someone obviously doesn't remember Young Frankenstein.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being able to have human body parts that won't look wrong.

[sup]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...you know what? You just fail. That's all there is to it. YOU FAIL!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not liking that.