The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not showing enough spunk in outperving me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giggling when you should be guffawing madly.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to smite someone who cannot be killed.

[sup]Look at the avatar...now he pissed.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing Sylar's always pissed.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not remembering his phase where he had a 'mommy'

[sup]Before he killed that guy in the bank...obviously.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that peanut butter can be used in an unwholesome manner.

[sup]If peanut butter is involved, it is wholesome. I don't care what you're doing, it's wholesome.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that any peanut butter use is wholesome.

[sup]Even when killing someone by making them have an allergic reaction, huh?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing that, yes, even that use of peanut butter is wholesome.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a Goat Of All Time.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for owning a Black Blade.

 

[Merciful Death]

for owning an identical Black Blade

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not lending me his.

[sup]And I bid the mad guys g'night.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for doing...things... to people while they're sleeping.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for falling for my trap.

[sup]Or not...[/sup]