The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Leg End]

For thinking that naps will stop teh kittehs.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that's the only thing stopping them!
[sup]Now, if you'll excuse me, my feline mistress is calling me, she wants to create a race of human/cat hybrids.[/sup]

 

[Leg End]

For not knowing that there are already cat overlords.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For knowing too much!
[sup]Those who know too much about my agenda tend to disappear...[/sup]

 

[Leg End]

For using the word Heinous.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using the word Heinous as well and not putting at least one exclamation mark somewhere in your post!

 

[Leg End]

For making me read that in Frieza's voice and remember this.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making me laugh again!
[sup]Are you interested in becoming a jester in my court of evil?[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for calling himself human.

 

[Leg End]

For posting before me.

[sub]I may be interested...[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not hitting for insinuating that I ever called myself human!

[sup]Excellent, you should come by my recruitment office which is currently located in the Burning City of Dis. That's the closest one, the second closest one is in the city of R'lyeh.
The recruitment offices are equiped with portals to the correct dimension.[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not knowing that's the only thing stopping them!
[sup]Now, if you'll excuse me, my feline mistress is calling me, she wants to create a race of human/cat hybrids.[/sup]

For trying to weasel his way out of calling himself a human!

 

[Leg End]

For posting before me again.

[sub]Excellent. I shall have my application ready momentarily.[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being so easy to ninja.

Also because I eated his application.

 

[Leg End]

For thinking I am easy to ninja just because I am eating.

And for thinking I cannot make duplicates.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking those applications are easy to duplicate. You can't duplicate pure malice with a standard scanner/inkjet printer combo.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that's the only thing stopping them!
[sup]Now, if you'll excuse me, my feline mistress is calling me, she wants to create a race of human/cat hybrids.[/sup]

For trying to weasel his way out of calling himself a human!

For thinking I said I am human!
[sup]I'm a god and being a god I can create human/cat hybrids (among other things I feel like creating).[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For trying to weasel his way out of calling himself human! Unless you don't know what "mistress" means.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a fool!