The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For being the biggest tool in the shed!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For trying to weasel his way out of calling himself human! Unless you don't know what "mistress" means.

For not knowing how boring eternity can be!
[sup]That's why I'm currently serving a cat to see what happens if naps didn't matter as an obstacle for world domination. (Having a god on their side does mess with the balance a bit )
It's all for my entertainment.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to bring crosswords!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned because a mistress is someone you have sex with, not someone you serve under if your position is higher than hers.

Unless you're now implying that there's someone more important than you now.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing I'm only doing this for my amusement even though I literally said it several times!
[sup]Taking over the world yourself gets boring after you've done it for a couple billions of time with every possible plot!
So now I'm amusing myself by having someone less powerful than me be the master for once while hiding my true identity.
If only she knew...
Actually, I might tell her just to see the look on her face...
Despair might suit her...[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for not knowing that, yes, naps do in fact hinder world domination, and cats are only interested in short-term goals, anyway.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing world domination is about as short term as it gets!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not having any plans after world domination.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I already executed every possible plan for after world domination several times!
[sup]Well, I guess after this I'll just remove the world and make a new one with completely different rules.
The current rule pattern is starting to bore me.
Maybe I should change the way gravity works...[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Banned for still living in Godmodesville.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For mixing threads!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For allowing me to cross the streams!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For implying there's something wrong with crossing streams!

 

[Scde2]

For thinking that Frieza was a woman.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I think that!
[sup]You should know me better by now...
How disappointing...[/sup]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being disappointing!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being as disappointing as Yamcha!
[sup]/DBZ Abridged reference[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for chewing your leg off in an attempt to stop me from launching you out of a cannon!

 

[Scde2]

For pussying out of launching him out of the cannon!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing he forgot the gunpowder so I had to get out of the cannon to go get some!