The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for deciding that you were not a pilgrim!

 

[Leg End]

For making me think of Scott Pilgrim.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making your mind go there!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For letting your mind wander!

 

[Leg End]

For thinking a wandering mind is bad.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not thinking his mind isn't large enough to wander about on its own.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a reminder of days gone by!

 

[Neonbob]

...for denying that!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being the most unfulfilling lay ever.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For thinking that his Magician's Starter Kit qualifies as "dark magic."

 

[Scde2]

For selling Witchcraft and Witchcraft accessories.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For selling Witchcraft and Witchcraft accessories.

For wanting to sell witchcraft and witchcraft accessories when he grows up, if his grades are good enough.

OT: For being a snipe.

 

[Scde2]

For quoting someone.

For not quoting someone.

All the cool kids are doing it.