The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being frozen!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For stealing spectar's Magician's Starter Kit!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking there's such a thing as genders!

 

[Leg End]

For not accepting that Pedo magic is the best.

EDIT: For being a fucking alien Ninja.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

FOR ADMITTING IT! Ha! I WIN!

*runs away before anyone else can say otherwise*

 

[Leg End]

For preventing my reply.

[sub]Admitted what?[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For nothing, nothing...as long as you can't object to it, I win.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For running away so he can't object to you calling loli CP!

 

[Leg End]

For trolling.

For slashing me liek a Ninja.

[sub]What? Me being a non-child molesting Pedophile is common knowledge. You need to lurk moar.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having an anime character as an avatar!

 

[Leg End]

FOR DARING TO INSULT MY LOVE.

YOU WILL DIE MORTAL.

For being a Samuel L. Motherfucking Ninja.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For daring to call me mortal!
[sup]What a joke![/sup]

 

[Leg End]

For thinking I was talking about him.
[sub]I can still slay you either way. The Void has no restrictions.[/sub]

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For oh, joy, a fight against three residents of Godmodesville.

*grabs the popcorn*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disliking Godsmodesville!

Should I send Cthulhu today?

For thinking I was talking about him.
[sub]I can still slay you either way. The Void has no restrictions.[/sub]

Well, it seems you don't know the Void is merely a small part of me...
Not as small a part as you though...