The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Heart of Darkness]

For not responding to my friend request.

 

[Leg End]

For thinking I didn't.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making friend requests!

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For not getting one!

 

[Leg End]

For feeling ronery.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being an ornery roser.

 

[Leg End]

For thinking this is /a/.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For coming from /b/.

 

[Leg End]

For not knowing I frequent 99chan.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being teleported to Mars!

 

[Leg End]

For nuking my baby whales.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking they'd get a pass!

 

[Leg End]

For nuking my motherfucking whales. Stop stealing my nukes you blinking poacher.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being fast enough to nuke them yourself before he does!

 

[Neonbob]

...for encouraging him!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to have all the targets for yourself!

 

[Leg End]

For not listening to this when nuking my damn whales.

For committing a Ninja while not listening to this.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting ninja'd by a Space Pirate!

EDIT: It's blocked in my country...
Damn copyright...

 

[Leg End]

For not using a proxy.

 

[Heart of Darkness]

For being a patsy.